7 definitions by I.make.weird.definitions

Wtf

Of course there is only one known definition of the phrase Wtf and that, of course is Wilbur, that frigg-nugget.

Ellie: OMG WTF!

Jessica: Who’s Wilbur?

A mentally and physically straining torture chamber that resembles a prison.

Jessica: What’s that prison looking place over there?

Rebecca: Oh, That? It’s school.

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.

A weird ass wilted piece of lettuce who is probs bisexual and likes being annoying and sending reaction pics to our gc “WHERE WE SPILL THE TEA ☕️“

Rebecca: That hoe won’t stop sending reaction pics

Jessica: Oh, you must be talking about Ellie McDermott