23 definitions by I like avocados

Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

When you become so bored you go insane and you type the keyboard backwards.

Girl: is that a new word
Girl 2: nope its just mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Girl: i think i have to go

by I like avocados November 3, 2019

VSCO Girls

VSCO girls are a cult of awesome girls with a quest to save the turtles! Anyone can be a VSCO girl as long as they are rich enough to buy all of the mandatory accessories and if they can save a turtle. VSCO girls also have to say And I Oop Sksksk. VSCO girls take pride in what they do. Don’t anger a VSCO girl, if you want to know what happens when you do ask Billy, oh wait you can’t... he went missing.

VSCO Girl: Save the turtles sksksk!
Turtle Hater: Give me that Hydro Flask *hits VSCO Girl with her hydro flask*
Other VSCO girls: and i oop! Get him!

Turtle Hater: I’m sorry please don’t hurt me. Ahh not the metal straws! Get that Carmex away from me! Ahh i don’t want scrunchies!* Gets knocked out by the psycho hoard of VSCO Girls*
VSCO Girls: And I Oopsksksk, save the turtles!

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.

People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover.

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Crush

When you have feelings for someone, but your too chicken to open your freakin mouth.

Nicole: I have a really big crush on Billy
Taylor: Go say something to him
Nicole: *walks over to billy*
Billy: hey
Nicole: *faints*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

AirPods

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Annabell

Annabell is a sweet, caring, friendly, pretty, and funny girl. Annabell is very friendly and will make you smile. Annabell is thoughtful and will give you candy behind your moms back when your mom is being strict. Annabell is great at running and shes really fast. Annabell is understanding and will listen to you as you rant about Taylor Swift. Overall Annabell is a great person and you’re lucky to know her.

Hey look its Annabell! :)

by I like avocados November 17, 2019