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The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead.
Like a Taylor Swift song.
Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.
by NotStalking!Anon July 26, 2011
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Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.
by Kyle 230 December 11, 2009
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Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".
A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.
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A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.
"You have Taylor Swift boobs"

"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"
by BRADYMYERS1 January 16, 2010
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A girl who sings "country" and who for some reason everyone seems to like. however, if you look into her eyes, you can plainly see the pure EVIL that hides there under thet "inocent" persona.
Taylor swift is a grown woman who looks nice but is pure evil.
by truthtellerx4 July 08, 2010
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A overly hyped mediocre country singer who only sings about teenage "love", whose career was drastically skyrocketed by sympathy due to an embarrassing drunken act preformed by famed rapper Kanye West.

It has been reported that she sued a small karrrokee bar in Texas because people were singing her song and she was not getting any royalties for it. Next time yo think she is this "sweet and innocent girl" think again.

Did anyone else noticed that she fakes her "OMG I cant believe I just won an award" expression? She knows she is like the top country singer right now(don't see why though). That act really needs to go and i hope evceryone can see her for the fake and petty person that she reall is.
Girl 1: Gawsh Taylor Swift needs some new material for her songs.
Girl 2: What do you expect she is a mediocre singer/songwriter.

Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she?
Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.
by Nykkee February 08, 2010
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Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...
by Mimi, kitty December 29, 2009
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