Hugh G Rection's definitions

free willy

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016

Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 16, 2009

Condoleezza Rice

She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.

Have no fear, Condoleezza Rice is here, and she may be your next President!

by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006