Hugh G Rection's definitions
a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick
Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
Get the Wangmug. Hooters, headlights.
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Equally vulgar, but far more colorful.
Often seen with the adjective BIG (capitalized)
Seen on IRC: "Horney guy ISO hot chix w/ BIG bazongas. Itty bitty titty comitte please abstain. Dont be shy gurrls and msg me"
by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003
Get the bazongasmug. by Hugh G Rection January 26, 2005
Get the crack of dawnmug. Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006
Get the daisy cuttermug. by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006
Get the tolongasmug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. This so-called band, three bald guys painted blue... they play rock-and-roll for people who don't like rock-and-roll.
They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
They are to rock kinda what Liberace was for classical music.
Some say they suck so hard that it amounts to a full-fledged blowjob.
by Hugh G Rection October 29, 2009
Get the Blue Man Groupmug.