5 definitions by Hootie79
A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
by Hootie79 May 22, 2022
Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 12, 2018
(Verb) A process to territorially claim a food item, or similar, by placing your penis in the said item and verbally announcing this action to those around you.
That coffee creamer is so good, I totally dickified it. Your welcome to try it, but please not that I am a secretor...
by Hootie79 January 11, 2021
by Hootie79 August 16, 2018
The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!
by Hootie79 August 16, 2018