28 definitions by Herbie Dongsporran
AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
by Herbie Dongsporran January 30, 2022
The digit dung lodged beneath the jagged, talons/fingernails of a goat violating Arab.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 25, 2021
'The panicked, choiceless visitor must first conquer the choking ponk of stale piss and steaming botty slop of the dung-geon whilst avoiding all eye contact with the subnormal, cockthrottling mincers that frequent the shat splattered, piss caked tomb.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
AKA Splash Tash
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
AKA Noncilitis
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.
Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
AKA BLM Spook Speak
The uncontrollable and never ending steamy stool drool masquerading as civil rights speak that flows forth from the dingy lipped nimrods who blindly mouth shart over the human race with this abstract, ignorant boon brained bollocks.
The uncontrollable and never ending steamy stool drool masquerading as civil rights speak that flows forth from the dingy lipped nimrods who blindly mouth shart over the human race with this abstract, ignorant boon brained bollocks.
‘Whilst attending this farce of a ‘civil rights’ movement, Deontang and his fellow woketards took the knee whilst drowning in their own nonsensical incoontinence.’
If only they could swim…
If only they could swim…
by Herbie Dongsporran February 6, 2022