Heptune's definitions

meatloaf

(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.

Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

crust

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

ground rush

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.

I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

sim

(v) To play the computer game, Sims 2. Most often used in the gerundive form, as in "Happy Simming!"

Simming is the way I spend all my free time these days.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006