Heptune's definitions

G-fan

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.

Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

GINO

(n) An acronym meaning "Godzilla in Name Only," refering to the American version of Godzilla from the movie of that name made in 1998.

Any true G-fan will tell you that GINO is a pathetic excuse for a monster.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

sim

(v) To play the computer game, Sims 2. Most often used in the gerundive form, as in "Happy Simming!"

Simming is the way I spend all my free time these days.

by Heptune May 13, 2005

shit fly

1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.

I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

fly bomb

(v) In an outhouse, to poop on top of fly-covered shit that is already there.

I used to wait until all the flies had returned and settled back down on the shit, and then I would fly bomb them.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 14, 2005