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by Heptune May 14, 2005
Get the house ape mug.(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.
by Heptune May 19, 2005
Get the obstructicator mug.A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.
by heptune June 15, 2006
Get the wob mug.Just give me two glups.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
Get the glup mug.1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
by heptune June 15, 2006
Get the jellyroll mug.by Heptune May 14, 2005
Get the musclelump mug.(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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