Heptune's definitions

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

vulture

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

farmer brown

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.

This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?

by Heptune May 14, 2005

crumbles

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune August 31, 2008

slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005