Heptune's definitions

farmer brown

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.

This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?

by Heptune May 14, 2005

shit fly

1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.

I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

wirehead

(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.

The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

penis car

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

by heptune June 15, 2006

musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005