70 definitions by Heptune

vulture

1. (n) A driver who obstructs traffic in a parking lot waiting for someone to vacate a parking place.
2. (v) The act of obstructing traffic in a parking lot while waiting for a parking place to open.

1. The vulture was waiting for a place in the front row, even though there were plenty of places open in the next row.
2. He was vulturing me so closely that I didn't have room to back out.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by Heptune June 13, 2006

soft rock

(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.

Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.

by Heptune June 14, 2006

meatloaf

(n) A cat relaxing with its front paws tucked out of sight under its chest. Usage originates with cartoonist Kliban's cat pictures.

Tiger is a happy meatloaf on the windowsill.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

G-fan

(n) A fan of Godzilla monsters and movies.

Anguirus is one of the most popular monsters among G-fans.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

go in

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.

Oh, my God, Joe's going in!

by Heptune May 11, 2005

Gary, Indiana

(n) the only interesting thing to see in Indiana on Rt.80/90, remarkable for being an industrial wasteland.

Make sure you wake me up when we get to Gary, Indiana, so I can see the fire-breathing smokestacks of Mordor.

by Heptune June 13, 2006