Heidi's definitions

computer-nerd

the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont

omg i just found a watch that has a usb cord stuck inside of it and it holds stuff!

by heidi February 3, 2004

Fartknocker

noun. knocker of the farts.

Tyson is a fartknocker.

by Heidi January 8, 2003

ho

a woman who likes to have "fun:

Heidi is a Ho!

by Heidi February 28, 2004

SweetiePie

1. A female who is divinely sweet. One who prides themselves in being a great and honest friend.

2. Leader of |Br@tS| clan; see www.clanbrats.com

1. She is such a SweetiePie.

2. Hey SweetiePie! You are such a leet CS player!

by Heidi May 3, 2004

Bard

One who plays bass and has one extremely awesome baby toe.

"Viva la Bard"

"Bard is B-rad!"

by Heidi April 12, 2004

nick lachey

an extremely hot guy whose marriage with jessica simpson ended after she cheated on him. man she is stupid. hes very sweet and loved jessica simpson more than jessica ever loved him. he is from ohio and one of his best friends is his brother, who is also hot but not as hot as nick lachey...id say he is more cute.

nick lachey is hot and i will marry him.

i am on team lachey NOT team simpson. (oh btw jessica was seen buying her own team simpson shirt. HOW PATHETIC!!)

by heidi June 18, 2006

Stuck

high on ecstasy.

That girl is stuck.

by heidi June 11, 2003