8 definitions by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3
The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.
P.S. ILY Will <3
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.
P.S. ILY Will <3
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022
Ashley: "Wanna go to the roller rink with me?"
You: *zoned out* "Yes, of course."
Ashley: "Awesome, see you at 5!"
You: "Yes. Wait-"
You: *zoned out* "Yes, of course."
Ashley: "Awesome, see you at 5!"
You: "Yes. Wait-"
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021
We all know what you're here for. I haven't seen any of these that are for lil freak-a-leeks. So if you're into praise and degradation, slapping, choking and all that nasty stuff. *cough cough* me *cough* Enjoy.
'I'm on my way home now.' My phone read. 'Be ready for me, baby' I swiftly cleaned up and changed. I prepared for his arrival by making the bed and sitting on the fluffy chair in the corner in agony waiting on him. I rubbed my thighs together and could feel how wet I was just from thinking about him. The thought of him made me so fucking horny..
Just as I'm imagining him, I heard his key jiggling in the door.
"Princess?" He said, his eyes scanning the room swiftly he analyzed me in his favorite outfit and paused for a long moment. Before long he pulled himself back together.
He brought me to his bedroom and layed me down on my back, kissing down my body. He kissed and licked my panties.
"Don't stop, Daddy. Please," I said, my hands running through his hair as he moved my panties out of the way.
"Tell me what you want, Princess. Use your words like a good girl." He said, sliding his tongue all over me.
He came up and kissed my neck. Telling me how good I was for him. When I wasn't expecting it, he slid it in. Grabbing my throat and fucking me like a whore. I dug my nails into his back as I screamed
"Fuck, you feel so good, baby. You're such a good little cum slut for me. You know I love it when you scream for me like that." Daddy said.
"Please, I'm gonna cum, Daddy. Don't stop!!" I yelled and before I knew it, I'd made a mess.
He collapsed on top of me and cuddled me to sleep.
Just as I'm imagining him, I heard his key jiggling in the door.
"Princess?" He said, his eyes scanning the room swiftly he analyzed me in his favorite outfit and paused for a long moment. Before long he pulled himself back together.
He brought me to his bedroom and layed me down on my back, kissing down my body. He kissed and licked my panties.
"Don't stop, Daddy. Please," I said, my hands running through his hair as he moved my panties out of the way.
"Tell me what you want, Princess. Use your words like a good girl." He said, sliding his tongue all over me.
He came up and kissed my neck. Telling me how good I was for him. When I wasn't expecting it, he slid it in. Grabbing my throat and fucking me like a whore. I dug my nails into his back as I screamed
"Fuck, you feel so good, baby. You're such a good little cum slut for me. You know I love it when you scream for me like that." Daddy said.
"Please, I'm gonna cum, Daddy. Don't stop!!" I yelled and before I knew it, I'd made a mess.
He collapsed on top of me and cuddled me to sleep.
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 27, 2022
Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?
Now you'll never see me cry
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?
Now you'll never see me cry
There's just No Time to Die..
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 May 3, 2022
When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021
While these kinks seem like they may contradict each other, they generally don't.
This kink is for girls with daddy issues. Usually people with these kinks also enjoy being slapped, choked, tied up, or spit on during sex. This kink is very common for women, but can also be for men.
This kink is for girls with daddy issues. Usually people with these kinks also enjoy being slapped, choked, tied up, or spit on during sex. This kink is very common for women, but can also be for men.
Daddy: "You're such a pretty little slut for me, aren't you princess."
Princess: "Yes, daddy."
Daddy: "That's my good girl."
Daddy in his mind: "My girlfriend's Praise and Degradation Kinks are getting baddddd"
Other Examples May Include:
"My cute little whore"
"Who's my dirty little cumslut?"
etc.
Princess: "Yes, daddy."
Daddy: "That's my good girl."
Daddy in his mind: "My girlfriend's Praise and Degradation Kinks are getting baddddd"
Other Examples May Include:
"My cute little whore"
"Who's my dirty little cumslut?"
etc.
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 December 10, 2021
What you say when you're being completely and utterly serious. On occasion this word can be used sarcastically.
Jake: "You texted her and she responded?"
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.
Kyle: "Yeah."
Jake: "Deadass?"
Kyle: "Deadass, g."
jake.exe has stopped working.
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 26, 2021