Harry flashman's definitions

Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

sworded

Squalid, ignoble or filthy.

Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

purtneer

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

röhrfrosch

pipe frog, an obvious reference to genitalia size.

Herr Helmutt ist der rohrfrosch mit Gerschrivvledt Testikalen, ja?

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003