Definitions by Harry flashman

wienie wagger 

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

wienie wagger by harry flashman August 12, 2003

rudementary 

An antonym for complimentary.

Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.

rudementary by harry flashman August 11, 2003

fiddlefart 

To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.

fiddlefart by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Baja Alabama 

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

Baja Alabama by harry flashman August 10, 2003

gumint cheese 

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

gumint cheese by harry flashman August 10, 2003

revert 

A recidivist pervert.

William was a sick revert...he couldn't resist the urge to expose himself to interns.

revert by harry flashman August 9, 2003

this is no shit 

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

this is no shit by harry flashman August 7, 2003