Harry flashman's definitions
I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
by harry flashman August 10, 2003

by harry flashman July 31, 2003

by harry flashman August 9, 2003

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Althea asked directions to the aquestion center where she hoped to rent and ride a horse, but nobody seemed to know what she was talking about.
by harry flashman August 12, 2003
