Harry flashman's definitions

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

nofukinway

A negative response said with some finality.

Q. Hey Chief, I know we haven't always seen eye-to-eye, we have philosophical differences in our approach to Naval leadership....I even puked on your shoes once on the quarterdeck....but would you sign my request chit to go to the United States Naval Academy? A. Nofukinway, Seaman Apprentice Ferndock.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.

Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Orgasmic

A word that describes something that brings you great joy.

I'm telling you Staff Sargeant Bohannon ain't no more orgasmic job in the Corps than artillery...VT frag over a herd of water buffalo...White Phosphorous on a VC vill....fleshettes nailing a Cong to a Banyan tree. Semper-friggin'-fi!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.

Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003