Harry flashman's definitions

civil engineer

A polite train driver.

Karen is a civil engineer.

by harry flashman August 30, 2003

jockular

One who is fond of being athletic.

Bubba is a jockular fellow who pops steroids like M&M's and must not be angered at all costs.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Fists of Fury

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.

Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Redneck

A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.

Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

shiznay

Hebrew slang for foreskin.

After the chituch at Lukes bris the mohel grafted the shiznay to his bifurcated upper lip.

by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003

EPD's

Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.

Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.

Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003