Harry flashman's definitions

yifuckinhaw

An interjection used to declare mild contentment.

Yifuckinhaw, sweetie..I know that new tattoo was a declaration of your undying love for me, but how many guys at work know my name is Brenda-Jane?

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

nunya

What happens to misbehaving Catholic boys and girls in schools run by nuns.

Sister Agnes is gonna nunya for talking dirty.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Gurl

A Naval officer with the 1100 code in the General UnRestricted Line (GURL), doesn't have a warfare specialty, doesn't serve at sea and consequently attracts personnel who would otherwise have made a career in the postal service.

My JAG lawyer thought it was important to get a GURL on the courts-martial board so that I could get acquitted.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

nosepicker

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.

It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

welshman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003