19 definitions by Hamper Hunter
by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020
A sneaky opportunistic friend of a hot girl that attempts to sniff the dirty panties of said friend. He is often a guy stuck in the friend zone who the girl feels is a safe friend. She is sadly mistaken, because this creep with go out of his way to find dirty panties.
She caught him sniffing her panties and freaked out. Who would have thought Jeff was a hamper hunter.
by Hamper Hunter November 10, 2020
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.
Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.
by Hamper Hunter November 28, 2020
A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.
We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.
by Hamper Hunter May 31, 2022
Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.
Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”
Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”
Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”
by Hamper Hunter January 3, 2021
To take a shit of monstrous proportions.
by Hamper Hunter November 12, 2020