23 definitions by H4XOR13

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

Sleepy Doggy

Giving doggy style to a sleeping person.

Person 1: Why is there cum leaking out of me?
Person 2: Sleepy Doggy ...

by H4XOR13 August 18, 2023

Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023

Striprolled

Getting rickrolled and stopped at the same time.

Person 1: David got striprolled
Person 2: What a whore...

by H4XOR13 April 22, 2023

Bed and breakfast

Oral sex in the morning

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Gorgy

The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.

Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.

by H4XOR13 April 7, 2023