Definitions by Gxp

hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

hess by GxP December 3, 2004

Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.

"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*

Fiber Optikz by Gxp December 13, 2003

sex0r 

To have sexual relation with, or to sex with. Also see sex0r your face.

"I'm going to sex0r you now."

sex0r by Gxp December 13, 2003

sex0r your face 

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

sex0r your face by Gxp September 6, 2003

aol 

AOL is to the internet as mexican food is to your bowels.

"You've got leprosy, goodbye!"

aol by Gxp August 15, 2003

school

Shooting range, with fully automated targets.

Billy shot his classmates. Shoot billy shoot!

school by Gxp August 15, 2003

ESAD 

Translates to "Eat Shit And Die".

AOLuser1322456: Wow! Neopets R Fun!
CSUser: ESAD nub.

ESAD by Gxp January 7, 2003