Gumba Gumba's definitions

back orifice

A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.

These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

peasants

Lowest class, the serfs.

*burninates peasants*

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

muntee

A Monkey

look at the muntee

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

knife

1) An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.

2) To stab someone with a knife.

"I'm going to knife you if you touch my bitch again."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

the internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

no example

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

bottle

1)Transparent Container, usually for liquids that is narrow, circular-based, mostly handle-less and with an ever-narrowing top, where the opening is found.

2) To hit someone on the head with a glass bottle, smashing the bottle in the process.

3) Guts or determination

4) Female with no volouptous features, in comparison to 1)

1) Pass that bottle o' coke

2) I bottled him with some bud

3) You don't have the bottle for this

4) She looks like a bottle.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004