Gumba Gumba's definitions

doubling up

In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.

Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.

Dice throwing for cash-


Place £1 starting bid on number 3


you lose!

£2 bid on number 3

you lose!

£4 bid on number three


you win!

£4x2= £8 gained

£1+£2+£4= £7 lost


Total win is your startign bet.


OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

bloody anal rape

An adaption of anal rape where process' such as dry fisting may be incorporated to produce blood, giving a river of blood and cum around the anus of the victim.

Bloody anal rape is reserved for my enemies.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

burnmaker

A device that takes input text and turns them into hate-filled burns.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn

Burn in HELL!

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Schwarzenigger

Derogatory slang for a black person involved in bodybuilding.

"Heh, look, it's schwarzeNIGGER doing a bench press, go ask for his autograph."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Boss

Hugo Boss AG, German men's clothing Brand.

Boss in motion.

by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004