Gumba Gumba's definitions

The Beatles

Tremendously influential Liverpudlian rock and roll band that left their mark in music history with a series of eclectic albums. Members included John Lennon. Sir Pual McCartney, Ringo Starr and George Harrison. Their name is derived from their idols Buddy Holly and the crickets. Beetle is, like the cricket, an insect. The "a" was added because they expected to "beAt" their idols in terms of record sales. The frontman, John Lennon was assassinated on Decenmber 8th, 1980. Had he not, his fortune (assuming he would still be in the industry, like Sir Pual) Would be even larger than the million dollars Pual is sitting on.

♫ Funny finger he shoot ♫

♫ coca-cola he says ♫

♫ I know you know me ♫

♫ One thing I can tell you is you got to be free ♫

Come together....

right now...

over me....

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

rampjaar

Rampjaar is dutch for 'disaster year'


Rampjaar was in 1672, during the third anglo-dutch war. Basically, Britain and france joined to attack the Netherlands, against the treaty of Dover (signed two years prior). During rampjaar, the dutch flooded many areas of thier country, thus weakening it for the future.

If you are reading this definition, chances are you are on my msn contacts, and I have pointed ye this way. Engeland is samen met Noord-Ierland, Schotland en Wales een van de samenstellende delen van het Verenigd Koninkrijk en tevens de zuidelijkste, grootste en dichtstbevolkte regio van zowel het Verenigd Koninkrijk, als het eiland Groot-Brittannië.


Met de naam Engeland wordt vaak ten onrechte als een pars pro toto heel Groot-Brittannië of het Verenigd Koninkrijk aangeduid, wat vaak door (niet-Engelse) Britten als onaangenaam wordt ervaren. Dit is vergelijkbaar met de (foutieve) aanduiding Holland voor geheel Nederland.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2006

necropedophile

(American spelling)


To indulge in sexual activity with the cadaver of a minor, or any corpse that stopped moving before breeding age.


Also a death metal track by cannibal corpse

you're going to be a necropedophile

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

gasoline

What americans call petroleum.

American: Imma fill mah car up with gas!


British: You're commiting suicide?

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

snot

Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.

A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!



B: You idiot!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

freddy mercury

One of the greatest rock legends of the 20th century. Of course, the homophobes will just bitch about him being gay. Funny how the first thing they notice is how someone is gay, most people don't look. maybe they're looking for others in the closet.

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise

Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Kickin’ your can all over the place

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy you’re a young man hard man

Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day

You got blood on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Wavin’ your banner all over the place

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004