Gumba Gumba's definitions

act of God

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries

Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

doodle

(n.) penis

(n.) random, thoughtless drawings on whatever topics happen to be flowing through the artisits' head. Often done to relieve boredom.

"Homer, I can see your doodle!" - Ned Flanders


"I was so bored at work today. I just burned time doodling caracatues of my colleagues. I gave my boss a tail."

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

on the take

Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.

"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

cash in hand

Undeclared income that is not taxed or put through a bank.

The white van man only takes cash in hand.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

anglo-saxon

One of descent from England, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric DNA to either the anglo mitochrondric eves or the saxons mitochrondric eves. Basically, if your family lived in England before 1066, you are of anglo-saxon descent. This label is NOT extended to Normans. Simply being pre-plantagenet is not enough to be considered anglo-saxon.

Many people who believe they are white anglo-saxons are infact, not.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

cor blimey

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004