Gumba Gumba's definitions

dear diary

An alternate to note to self

Deary diary, butt licka is still gay

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

assrape

Unconsented buggery. Usually violent.

Used to describe total domination.

Big Bubba assraped you in the shower.


wooooo you got assraped in that race

by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Je Deteste

Yes, we did. Have you removed your hand from your arse yet?

I shoved your hand up there pretty firm.

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

winston churchill

The right Hon. Sir Winston Churchill.


See Churchill

no example

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Nuremberg

A series of war crimes tribunals held 1945-49 against conspirators of world war II, mainly fascists. Today used for comparisons to modern trials where many people stand accused for well-documented crimes.

The trials that brought down -crime syndicate x- were like Nuremberg.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004