977 definitions by Gumba Gumba

An elderly person, usually someone who constantly finds fault with everything and reminiscs to times of WWII. Spends many hours a day waiting for buses because their children refuse to listen to them while driving. Usually working class and annoying to most. Most people will just attempt to ignore them rather than tell them to be quiet.
"Oh no we never 'ad none of that during the war. Ladies always covered themselves up, especially during the courtin' period. Oh the youth of today. We had respect for our elders back then. None of this attacks on the elderly, and we blah blah blah"


"Shut the fuck up before I break your face and steal your pension. I hate old fogies."
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
A kingdom which used to exist west of Russia, in what is now Northern Poland. It merged with Germany under Baron Otto Von Bismarck
Prussia was an enemy of France.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.
his real name is Lawrence
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Since Ozzy sold out, Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister has taken the crown of the coolest rocker in the world.
"Lemmy wants to eat the warts on his face"


I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades- Motörhead
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
When you're short on the dough, it's a place you can go.
Young man, when you're short on the dough etc.
by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
Flicking various colours off the tip of a paint brush, then using black paint to draw some squiggly lines, often finishing with finger painting and handprints. Child's art with a signature in the corner.

--or--

Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.

Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
At an art gallery showcasing some modern art

Ordinary person: What the.....

Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!

Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
by Gumba Gumba November 07, 2004
(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.
I need some dutch courage before going down on that hairy, spotty bush!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

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