oil

Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.


To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate

He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004

preist

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.

Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

six by six

thirty six. As seen in over-used dry humour attempts on this website.

teacher: what is six by six?


Student: twenty five

by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004

tyre fryer

(n.) One who builds up as many revs as possible so when he goes off a huge amount of wheelspin and smoke is produced. Usually new to driving.

That tyre fryer kid just destroyed his clutch.

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

yuo is teh suck

Lame, over-used 1337 for 'You suck'. Used when someone's attempts to be inpressive fail miserably.

If you had to look this up then YUO is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

lawdog

Someone involved in law enforcement; an unholder of the law.

You have the right to fuck off, lawdog.

by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004