Gumba Gumba's definitions

legal eagle

(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.

(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.

OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!

The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

china plate

n. Cockney rhyming slang for "mate". A chum, firend.

"Jesus an' is twelve china's" -From "the bible in cockney (well, part of it)"

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Liter

Incorrect american spelling of Litre

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Captian Stabbin

The absolute owner of young girls.

An old white guy

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004