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baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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oob

Coming from the game of Golf, "Out Of Bounds". Refering to the ball landing outside the field of play.
Your ball is oob.
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Gorbachev

Boris Yeltsin rescued the coup against Mikhail Gorbachev, and made sure communism ended in the USSR.
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pumping iron

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.
"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"
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Bismarck

Otto Eduard Leopold Fürst von Bismarck


aka the Iron Chancellor.


Prussian prime minister who managed to join with Germany and appoint himself Chancellor. Strongly conservative, aristorcratic leader who , while supressing democratic groups, created old age pensions and accident health-care insurance, the first to take such steps to the extent he did.

Through wars and propaganda, Bismarck managed to unite with Germany creating a very powerful nation that defeated France. Kaiser Willhelm II ascended the throne in 1890, and Bismarck's political enemies were gaining ground on him. He resigned and died in 1898, not long enough to see Kaiser Willhelm undo his work with world war I.

Both Bismarck, North Dakota and the infamous battleship were named in his honour.

In preparation for World War II, a 42,600 ton displacement battleship Called Bismarck was created.

Bismarck was a fearsome vessel that faced the British navy's Hood and Prince of Wales, sinking the Hood.

Enraged at the sinking of this major battleship, the British Navy sent a large number of battleships after the Bismarck, and when aircraft carrier victorious got within range, it launched its attack with a torpedo plane. The Bismarck survived.

When aircraft carrier Ark Royal caught up with the Bismarck, she torpedo'd the rudder, turning the feared battleship into a sitting target, which was bombarded by a number of ships until it was inevitable she would lose. Over 300 shells and 6 torpedos had hit the Bismarck, before the crew sunk it themselves to avoid the British gaining control. Only a fraction of the crew surivived.


The wreckage was dicovered and examined in the 1980's.
Today, a bismarck can refer to something which will fare very poorly, ie to sink.


That race car is a bismarck.


That horse is a bismarck, bet on another.

That band will bismarck.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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mini

The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.
Mini cooper is a very interesting car, but it is really just a go-Kart with a papier-maché bodyshell.


I like to roll mini cooper S
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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banzai

When Japan entered World War II, the KamiKaze pilots and foot soldiers were told to scream BANZAI!!! just before their deaths as a salute to the emporer.

In reality, very few people did this, and just screamed for their mother, the same as all soldiers did.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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