Gumba Gumba's definitions

ignoramus

Someone who is ignorant. Often used to describe a bigot.

People who think the plural of ignoramus is ignorami are ignorant the the fact it is actually ignoramuses.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

fuckpot

(n.) Hyperactive and childish person.

See S.J

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

zig

The spaceship that one assumed control of in zero-wing. Moved for great justice and phine pussy.

Move "Zig".

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

the dog ate it

An excuse for homework not being done, that is not as good as "I heard you were pregnant so you wouldn't be in to collect it" or "my father has dysentry and we can't afford toilet paper"

I dropped bacon grease on my 4500 word essay and the dog ate it, except the conclusion, which is a black page.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

reebok

Sportswear brand started in the UK in 1895. While its products may look no different from anything out there, they are exceptionally good and confortable. Unlike Nike, the goods sold to ordinary customers are actually good for real atheletics. Named after a type of african deer.

I wear reebok classics.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

iron cross

A sexual maneuvre whereby the male (or dominating party if you're gay) turns the female (or bunny if you're gay) sideways and pushes them against a wall. The male will then proceed to thrust into the vagina (for homosexuals, the legs of the bunny must be brought up slightly so he can cornhole you). This looks like a cross from behind. Like all wall positions, this requires sturniess and good leg strength. It is advisable to lubricate when doing this to avoid severe bending of the penis.

Always consult a doctor before doing crazy shit.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

trucker cap

(n.) A variation of the baseball cap that is oversized and rectangular. Worn by truckers (obviously), kiddie fiddlers (often truckers anyway), white trash (often truckers, incestors and/or kiddie fiddlers), the crew of punk'd and people who think trucker hats are cool because someone on tv has them.

I bought a trucker cap and shades but now whenever children see me they hide behind their parents.

by Gumba Gumba June 13, 2004