3 definitions by Grumpygills
A mythical semiaquatic mammal. It is believed to have evolved from the weasel family sometime around the dinosaurs or somethin. It has fur, an elongated body, and feet built for swimming. The idea of this creature existing is hilarious but has story origins dated to the early 2000’s in north Florida, USA.
by Grumpygills April 20, 2018
noun
A mythical semiaquatic fish-eating mammal believed to be part of the weasel family, with an elongated body, dense fur, and webbed fee
A mythical semiaquatic fish-eating mammal believed to be part of the weasel family, with an elongated body, dense fur, and webbed fee
“Is that an otter?!?”
“Huh? No, that’s a floating stick you fucktard. What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Huh? No, that’s a floating stick you fucktard. What the hell is wrong with you?”
by Grumpygills April 17, 2018
At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.
The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.
That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.
That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills May 7, 2018