verb - to drop a turd so long that part of it stretches out of the
water onto the
dry area of the toilet bowl on the edge of the
water, in much the same way that a whale beaches itself
One
dude: So how was the crap, man?
Other
dude: Amazing! I totally beached one; it left a huge streak.
Some dude: Oh, my stomach hurts.
Another dude: Is your appendix rupturing?
Some dude: No, I just feel like I'm about to beach one.
Another dude: Ewww..
awesome.