3 definitions by Gribby

Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.

"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"

by Gribby May 22, 2008

Computerus

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

by Gribby May 22, 2008

The Smolder

An intentional facial expression perceived (incorrectly) by the person making it to convey an irresistible lure to their imagined hotness. They believe that by contorting their face into The Smolder, their target will instantly fall victim to their glorious, glorious face. They themselves are unaware of the complete and utter failure that is The Smolder, and live in a persistent state of denial.

"When I rejected Shika's invitation to the dance, she attempted The Smolder in hopes of changing my mind. I wanted to wash my hands."

Another good example is in Disney's Tangled, where Flynn/Eugene attempts The Smolder on Rapunzel in hopes to win her over and escape.

by Gribby March 22, 2011