Gremlin's definitions

Human Resources

The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.

The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.

by gremlin February 22, 2005

Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

by Gremlin July 29, 2003

mod

a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em

back in those days there would be the mods and rockers
i wanna be a mod!

by gremlin December 11, 2003

Gremlin

A SOCOM Player and Free Agent. 13 Year Old Male from PA. He owns all.
Gremlin > SOCOMBATTLES

You were killed by Gremlin with an AKS-74

by Gremlin July 14, 2003

Rah Rah

A Rugby Union fan.

A fairweather supporter

Likely to own a ten year old international replica shirt. Will never have been to a club game in his life.

by gremlin November 18, 2003

inferior

adj.
Low or lower in order, degree, or rank

n.
A person lower in rank, status, or accomplishment than another.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

--Eleanor Roosevelt

by Gremlin July 29, 2003

people

If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa

by Gremlin July 29, 2003