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Human Resources

The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.
The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.
by gremlin February 22, 2005
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Rugger

An appallingly boring sport played by upper class tossers.

Never supported at club level.

Known as Kick and Clap.

As interesting as watching paint dry.
by gremlin November 18, 2003
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European Union

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!
The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).
by gremlin February 23, 2005
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mod

a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em
back in those days there would be the mods and rockers
i wanna be a mod!
by gremlin December 11, 2003
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Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
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Gremlin

A SOCOM Player and Free Agent. 13 Year Old Male from PA. He owns all.
Gremlin > SOCOMBATTLES
You were killed by Gremlin with an AKS-74
by Gremlin July 14, 2003
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inferior

adj.
Low or lower in order, degree, or rank

n.
A person lower in rank, status, or accomplishment than another.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

--Eleanor Roosevelt
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
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