Gremlin's definitions
The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.
The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.
by gremlin February 22, 2005
Get the Human Resourcesmug. An appallingly boring sport played by upper class tossers.
Never supported at club level.
Known as Kick and Clap.
As interesting as watching paint dry.
Never supported at club level.
Known as Kick and Clap.
As interesting as watching paint dry.
by gremlin November 18, 2003
Get the Ruggermug. Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.
Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!
by Gremlin February 11, 2005
Get the Tony Blairmug. If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
Get the peoplemug. a mod is a person usually wears parkas and ride lambrettas and generally hang out with the rest of em
by gremlin December 11, 2003
Get the modmug. Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
Get the Happinessmug. Likely to own a ten year old international replica shirt. Will never have been to a club game in his life.
by gremlin November 18, 2003
Get the Rah Rahmug.