16 definitions by gremlin

Top Definition
If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway --Mother Teresa
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. --- Dr. Seuss
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
A lying, stealing bastard who inflicted misery on millions of British citizens, by destroying pensions, business, over-taxing, over-borrowing and generally fucking up the economy he inherited in May 1997.
Gordon Brown, assinated in May 2004 on HM The Queen's orders.
Ending Widows Benefit, means testing benefits, raising taxes. The Anti-Robin Hood: Brown steals from everybody then gives to the rich.
by Gremlin February 11, 2005
Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
The sort of people who, when considering CVs of job applicants, remove from the list people who are better than them, just to protect their jobs. Devious evil scum, who are in personnel or human resources because they have fucked up every other job, fucked the General Manager or both.
The sort of people who, when considering job applicants to run post-invasion Iraq, would consider Saddam Hussien, Fidel Castro or Robert Mugabe, as a) They all hold Doctorates. b) "Have relevant experience and contacts." c) Have done the job before.
by gremlin February 22, 2005
Low or lower in order, degree, or rank

A person lower in rank, status, or accomplishment than another.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

--Eleanor Roosevelt
by Gremlin July 29, 2003
Arse plug for political bullshit. A so-called British Prime Minister with his head up Dubya's arse. Can be removed, sat on, ignored or used in obscene criminal acts, but never objects.
Why is Tony Blair called "Ankles"? Because that's the only part of him you'll see hanging out of George W Bush's arse!
by Gremlin February 11, 2005
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