35 definitions by GregNelson29

Megan Fux

A hoe that fucked Machine Gun Kelly.

Megan Fux raped Machine Gun Kelly.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.

Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.

by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 19, 2023

Whorgan Wallen

A cuntry singer who cumpeted in the Voice and used the N-word on camera, who despite that, remains poopular to this day.

Whorgan Wallen: One Thing at a Time.

by GregNelson29 September 24, 2023

Masturpiece

The best sexual work of art.

That condom was a masturpiece and so is your dick.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Twigga

A black or white person who's skinny and bone-thin to the point of being named after Twiggy.

Twiggas are so thin and Twiggy was a twigga.

by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023

Roller Coaster

Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.

Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.

by GregNelson29 March 23, 2023