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3 definitions by GrafixPenguin87

 
1.
Similar to epic fail, however a more monumental level of failure.
Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.

Jer: *glare*

Kate: I know, I know, fail!...

Jer: I wasn't going to say that...

Kate: What then?

Jer: LIFE FAIL!

by GrafixPenguin87 January 28, 2009
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2.
1. Quick sound of exasperation, or sigh at a situation that is stressful, or prolonged.

2. The honk is made by making a half grunt/half sigh type of sound.
1. Standing in a long line, such as at the supermarket, or bank.

2. Sitting in class, with 5 minutes left:
Professor: Does anyone have any questions before I let you go?

Student 1: Do we have any homework for this weekend?

Student 2: Honk!
by GrafixPenguin87 January 28, 2009
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3.
The description of something or someone being penguin-like.
1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.
by GrafixPenguin87 January 28, 2009
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