Definitions by Gonzo Writer

Incorrection

When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.

George: I like this champagne.

Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France.

George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.

Incorrection by Gonzo Writer April 18, 2017

Diversify your bonds

Make more friends who are minorities.

You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.

I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.

Diversify your bonds by Gonzo Writer February 7, 2017

Ambidickstrous 

When a man has the ability to masturbate with either hand.

My right arm is in a cast but it's okay I'm ambidickstrous.

Ambidickstrous by Gonzo Writer August 11, 2016

Passover Aggressive 

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.

Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"

Passover Aggressive by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

A place where white people go to figure out what black people are talking about. Also known as the Blactionary.

1.

Black friend: It's Saturday night . . . Turn Up!!

White Guy: *thinking* Um, I guess that's a thing . . . I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary

or

2.

Black guy on vine: THOTs be like . . . yadda yadda yadda

White guy: WTF is a "THOT"? I'll go to Urban Dictionary and see if this deserves a revine.

Urban Dictionary by Gonzo Writer May 13, 2014

Liquor Jacket 

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

Liquor Jacket by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Maryland Vegan 

A vegan who will still eat crabs.

Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan

Maryland Vegan by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013