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This Time Imperfect

1. Spoken prose of a hidden track by A.F.I, nown to creep out those who hear it.

See also: A.F.I, End of the World
"We held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay,and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."

The sky had come crashing down like he news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't good for two.

I rode alone. You said, "The cinders are falling like snow." There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty, bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence. Of blue and grey. Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city. The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines. Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward, and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched into the earth like a message."
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Moofin

Cutesy prononciation of muffin.
"Which do you prefer, cookies or muffins?"

"MOOFINS!"
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label

Something placed most commonly on soup cans. Also found on: jars, bottles, tins, crisps, things that are not people.
Goth, emo, greb, greebo, sk8r, punk, chav, prep, poser.
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ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...
"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."
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scene

Labels are for soup cans!
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Sabbath

-The New School kitty
-Looks for trouble and usually finds it
-Often seen in the distance
-Says "dude" a lot
-Has a battle scar in right ear
Cat-friend of the character Emily Strange
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labels

See also label

Something placed most commonly on soup cans. Also found on: jars, bottles, tins, crisps, things that are not people.
goth,gothic,goff,sk8r,skater,greb,greebo,grunger,mosher,rocker,punk,emo kid,metal head,chav,prep,poser,townie,trendie,chavette,cyber,geek,dork,nerd...
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