3 definitions by GodSpeed

smart ass, uptight bitch with a cunt as tighter than a benni's bum
by GodSpeed May 1, 2003
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Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.
"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."
by GodSpeed December 6, 2004
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" I was doing the dash in this car I just bought. "
" I seen him coming so I did the dash on him."
by GodSpeed July 14, 2014
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