Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

Protard

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people

Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.

by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 6, 2004

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

Protarded

When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.

Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.

by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021