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go + hobo. A homeless person who travels, primarily hitch-hikes from city to city. Can be spotted in several different cities periodically, asking for cash or free rides. Occasionally they have an ultimate destination.
Jim: Hey, isn't that the hobo we saw back in Vegas?
Frank: Yeah, if he's so poor, how'd he get all the way here to Reno?
Jim: He's a gobo.
Frank: Yeah, if he's so poor, how'd he get all the way here to Reno?
Jim: He's a gobo.
by Glomwill February 9, 2008
Get the gobo mug.A type of tuberculosis that you can only catch from the Chicago Bears. It is transmitted by beating the Bears, and causes a team to immediately suck at football.
Jimmy: How the hell did the Packers lose to the Bears twice!?!?
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....
John: They didn't want to catch tubearculosis.
Jimmy: You mean tuberculosis?
John: NO! TuBEARculosis.
Jimmy: Ohhhh....
by Glomwill March 3, 2008
Get the tubearculosis mug.The state of a woman's vagina when extremely horny. She will become "wet", and her vagina will begin to moisten and bulge outwards.
Jimmy: Whoa! That chick has a huge bulgina!
John: Yeah, that means she's horny enough to screw anybody, even a fatass like you!
John: Yeah, that means she's horny enough to screw anybody, even a fatass like you!
by Glomwill March 1, 2008
Get the bulgina mug.-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder
John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder
John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.
by Glomwill January 23, 2008
Get the Black Osama mug.Garry: Dude, where's my pot?
Jerry: I don't have it, but I got this!
Garry: What the hell is that?
Jerry: It's pocaine!!! Pot AND cocaine!
Jerry: I don't have it, but I got this!
Garry: What the hell is that?
Jerry: It's pocaine!!! Pot AND cocaine!
by Glomwill February 11, 2008
Get the pocaine mug.A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.
Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?
by Glomwill January 31, 2008
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