pocaine

Pot + Cocaine. A simple combination of two of the most prominent in illegal drugs

Garry: Dude, where's my pot?
Jerry: I don't have it, but I got this!
Garry: What the hell is that?
Jerry: It's pocaine!!! Pot AND cocaine!

by Glomwill February 11, 2008

Black Osama

Democratic candidate, Barack Obama's real name.

-2008 PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT-
*Hillary Rodded Clinton
*Black Hussein Osama
*John Edwards the one vote wonder

John: Hey, who are you voting for?
Billy: I don't know, probably that dumbass who can't open a door, you?
John: No no no... your thinking of George W. Bush, he isn't running.
Billy: Well, he'd still be better than Black Osama.
John: You're being racist.
Billy: But I'm black too, that's not racism- it's common sense.

by Glomwill January 23, 2008

chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 24, 2008

billary

Not unlike the Axis of Evil during World War 2 of Germany and Japan, this term refers to a newer axis of evil, Hillary and Bill Clinton.

Billary attacked the Jewish nation of Israel this morning...

by Glomwill February 04, 2008

Bitchquick

A pancake mix, similar to Bisquick, except that it is solely consumed by women during their time each month. It is believed to be the source of womankind's bitchiness during this cycle. It is an illicit substance, but completely untracable.

Tom: Hey Jennie! How's it going?
Jennie: Don't give me that "how's it going" crap!!! Your such a fucking ass leave me alone!
Tom: Whoa... did you eat Bitchquick this morning?

by Glomwill January 31, 2008

democralypse

The impending apocalypse to be set off by the democratic party.

Jimmy: And low, the book of Revelations reads, "A Muslim will rise to power in the Americas, and the world shall end, and this will be called the days of The Democralypse."
John: I thought it said something about a bloodsucking vampirette....

by Glomwill March 17, 2008

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008