3 definitions by Glenn Roberts
When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.
My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.
by Glenn Roberts May 24, 2023
It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022
The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022