6 definitions by GlenCallenderUFA

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The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".
Glen was born in a glen, so we named him Glen.
by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009
n. A person of any sexual orientation who enjoys non-sexual body contact (e.g. massage, cuddling) with members of both sexes.

adj. Displaying bisensual characteristics.

(bisexual + sensual = bisensual)

also bisensuals, bisensuality
“I only have sex with men, but I’ll cuddle with anybody. I guess you could say I’m (a) bisensual.”

“Everyone was massaging everyone else. It was totally bisensual.”
by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009
A person who has an irrational fear and hatred of iPhones, iPods and similar high-tech personal electronic devices.
He's such an iPhobe, he didn't even have a cell phone until 2009--and that's only because I gave it to him.
by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009
A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.
Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.
by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009
Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.
She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.
by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009
Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.
"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."
by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

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