noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.
Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
(noun) A person who, when typing online, uses full-length words and sentences as opposed to the abbreviations and acronyms common to online speech.
A World of Warcraft chat between a 1337speak user and a longhander:
Xxleggolaszxx: hai d00d sup
Trollski: Not much, really. Questing here and there. Yourself?
Xxleggolaszxx: lmao u said urself roflmao
Trollski: I use proper English. Hilarious.
Xxlegolaszxx: ur such a n00b u want some hawt pr0nz0rz?
Trollski: No, I don't want any frickin' prawns. I don't eat shellfish. Leave me alone.
Xxlegolaszxx: stfu n00b horde sux azz lolz0rz
Trollski: You doofus.
1. A bundle of sticks.
2. A type of meatball found in Britain.
3. British slang for cigarettes.
4. A derogatory insult implying homosexuality.
Dave: Hey, Stan, do you want to gather a faggot so I can cook up some faggots with this faggot? *points* No offense, Sir Elton.
Elton John: None taken.
Stan: Yeah. I'll grab some faggots while I'm out.