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A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.
Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009
Get the Barracks Rat mug.a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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