Ghost3x7's definitions

Kliester

Short for the German word Kliesterspritzen, meaning enema or pressurized enema. Used for sexual pleasure by scat players.
This can be used as a noun or a verb.

Hey baby, give me a kliester?
That bitch loves kliester

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.

This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.

by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009

Barracks Rat

Military slang for a soldier who in spite of being sent to a choice duty like Germany (PARTY PALACE OF THE EUROPEAN COMMAND) decides to stay in the barracks wasting valuable youth, life experience and a helluva good time out "on the economy". Usually they are young soldiers who are so far away from home for the first time.

Damn dude, here it is Octoberfest, and Hammond won't leave his room, what a barracks rat.

by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009

Obama Bashing

A great way to spend the next 4 years. It isn't difficult as he bashes himself.

Obama pitcher gonna be on the fi-dollah foo-stamp! Is an example of an Obama bashing

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Playstation commando

A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.

Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.

The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

WWLHOD?

What Would Lee Harvey Oswald Do? Underworld (not the video game), term used when a candidate not popular with that group, wins an election.

I wonder what that "WWLHOD?" bumper sticker on that 4x4 means?

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009