49 definitions by GerthPaul
Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!
Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!
When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.
Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!
When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.
Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
by GerthPaul December 4, 2020
Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
“Say Pontificus if u Woke!”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.
Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023