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1.
Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa
That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!
by Stathi August 08, 2004
 
2.
a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)
her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.
by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2009
 
3.
verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.
1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?
by M. Miller and M. Davis October 01, 2007
 
4.
A bubbly fart in the bath tub.
This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.
by Caiman1 November 09, 2013