8 definitions by Gaygobbler
English nerd who only gets 5s in every other subject except from religious where she gets an 8 unlike her friend who always gets 9s.
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Teacher: What score did u get on the test?
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
by Gaygobbler June 12, 2023
1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe
2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself
2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself
1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough
person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough
person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
The mannequin in the background of the songs on girl in red’s album “if I could make it go quiet” (on Spotify) and on the album cover.
Combination of the singers real name (Marie) and the word mannequin.
Often is annoying and gets stuck spinning around in ur head.
Can also be used to describe people who are annoying
Combination of the singers real name (Marie) and the word mannequin.
Often is annoying and gets stuck spinning around in ur head.
Can also be used to describe people who are annoying
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
Scale showing how zesty people are.
5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic”
With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic”
With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
1) Girl 1: “she’s so pretty” *stares at woman lovingly*
Girl 2: “are you gay?”
Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight”
Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then”
2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer”
Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
Girl 2: “are you gay?”
Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight”
Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then”
2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer”
Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
by Gaygobbler July 3, 2023
person 1: i just had 3 packs of jelly babies in one sitting
person 2: not only do you now have diabetes, you’re also a gaygobbler
person 2: not only do you now have diabetes, you’re also a gaygobbler
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
the process of being a cocky idiot by doing something you don’t take it seriously and when it actually happens you freak out and throw a tantrum
person 1: why’s that girl crying in the corner
person 2: oh she had icarisation whilst writing her prefect application as her friends forced her to submit it
person 2: oh she had icarisation whilst writing her prefect application as her friends forced her to submit it
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest
2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023