Gavin's definitions

Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

by gavin September 27, 2003

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin May 13, 2005

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003

sowned

To more than just own someone in a video game, own them extreme prejudice in skill, style, and score.

we s0wned them last game :P

by Gavin December 14, 2003

shuv

a fun, free voice and messaging mobile app that lets you creatively customize and choose the ringtone (including all of the Sony Music library) that the person you are calling will hear.

I just shuv'd my friend with a loud, ridiculously obnoxious ringtone. No regrets

by Gavin November 4, 2014

Bod

indecisive cunt who gets a frog to decide what milkshake wants

mmmmmmm chocolate

by gavin September 28, 2003