Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

by Gavin December 18, 2003

window licker

person with a learning disability and special needs who gets paraded around town in a big blue bus, funded by social services.

:are there any triggers for your epilepsy?
:when i'm licking windows.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 13, 2015

ha got eem

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"

Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM

by GaViN May 13, 2015

suburban dictionary

the oxford dictionary

the suburban dictionary isn't for looking up rude words its for education

by gavin September 27, 2003

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 02, 2004