Gavin's definitions

hooch 4 life

coz i have a group called hooch 4 life trodders and give 9 hours of anal sex every single night

coz i smoke hooch 4 life

by gavin August 20, 2003

asinine

the idea that out of nine people one of them will be a jackass

Well, there's one asinine.

by Gavin September 8, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

80's milk snatching nazi

'A little local difficulty' the title of the chapter in her autobiography concerning the poll tax.

by gavin March 25, 2005

qurr

JorDann. A douche bag with no nuts.

Look at that qurr Jordann.

by Gavin November 1, 2004

musical

a play that when they feel a song coming on you feel a migrane coming on

:fancy going to see cats
:no fuck off

by gavin November 26, 2003

pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

by Gavin September 12, 2003

blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003