Gavin's definitions

Gary Glitter

kiddie fidler who doesn't own a violin and isn't a child

that was nice of gary to babysit at such short notice

by gavin September 27, 2003

Alcoholic

person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey

i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow

by gavin September 27, 2003

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003

Bod

indecisive cunt who gets a frog to decide what milkshake wants

mmmmmmm chocolate

by gavin September 28, 2003

Kilroy

-ex mp who used to suck ken livingstone but now just sucks
-symbol of unemployment see shortland street

fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant fuck pant

by gavin September 28, 2003

cottage

baby storage centre

:R Kellys taken my baby
:don't worry we can pop down the cottage latter and pick you up another one

by gavin September 28, 2003

D&D

1. A role-playing game utilizing paper, pencils (or pens), multi-faceted plastic objects (see: dice, die) and books (see: literacy). Played, despite stereotypes, by members of virtually all demographics (see: big words). Players and game alike are vilified by those with small minds and, generally, smaller vocabularies.

2. An enjoyable hobby, but a sure way to get NO ass at a party. Alas.

Remember, when you and a halfling are running away from a hungry dragon, you don;t have to outrun the dragon....just the halfling.

by Gavin October 1, 2003