12 definitions by Garfielddidntkillhimself

SHIN Garfzilla

A monstrous kaiju made from a cat who injected himself with shin godzillas blood

He has first been spotted in tokyo in 2016 cutting buildings with his beam and destroying lasagna factories.

Then he was spotted again the next year in 2017 he swam all the way to Indiana and tried to kill a man named jon arbuckle but was unable to because the head of the JSDF (Nermal) had the beast frozen

OH FUCK ITS SHIN GARFZILLA

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 21, 2022

Kilo

1. Kilo a bad misspelling for kill

2. A large object that explodes in somebodies asshole

1. Im going to kilo you!

2. I put a kilo up my dogs ass

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 10, 2022

Gatorade Withdrawals

WHEN YOU NEED THAT FUCKING GATORADE RIGHT NOW OH GOD

OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING GATORADE WITHDRAWALS

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 21, 2022

Gatorade Man

A 25 year old male from japan who can turn into gatorade man to protect humanity from kaiju and extraterrestrial threats

YES! GATORADE MAN IS HERE TO SAVE US!

by Garfielddidntkillhimself December 21, 2022

Godzilla Piss Smell

1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up

You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell

Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

Adolf field

1. Adolf hitlers fursona

2. A convention adolf hitler created himself.

My son adolf field failed art school he came home crying

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 3, 2022

Garnazi

People who believe that adolf hitler is a furry and has a garfield fursona

“Im a garnazi and want to have sex with garfingled”

by Garfielddidntkillhimself April 3, 2022