Galcoolest's definitions

pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite

I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....

by galcoolest May 13, 2005

RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.

Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!

by Galcoolest February 25, 2005

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

by galcoolest February 28, 2005

mistamarley

adj. or noun

a person who is, or to be, very open-minded, non-judgmental and trustworthy-- especially with regards to reefer use

No worries bro, Stymie is way mistamarley on the tokes deal even tho's he doan smokes hisself.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

Tar-zchay

n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.

Am I trying to find it at Walmart? No way man, this is going need a trip to Tar-zchay.

by galcoolest July 27, 2005

chitlin' chasin'

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser

Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005