Galcoolest's definitions
v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
Get the tissue timemug. n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005
Get the tile trollingmug. n. an attractive, classy and street smart, but hard- to- get gal who is judged to be a grade above the average, boring "white bread" type gals.
Shudda bin dere, bro. Hella sly eye rye Belinda gits outta da rig an ev'ry dam dog whos be seein' dis fox be fo reel be scrapin dare dam jawas up offa da s'teet.
by galcoolest March 1, 2005
Get the sly eye ryemug. by galcoolest May 13, 2005
Get the pappyslapmug. by galcoolest March 9, 2005
Get the dundiditmug. noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
Get the phonyphonemug. n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.
by galcoolest July 27, 2005
Get the Tar-zchaymug.