Galcoolest's definitions

cellshielding

Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.

A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid

Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?

by galcoolest July 4, 2005

phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.

Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

Tar-zchay

n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.

Am I trying to find it at Walmart? No way man, this is going need a trip to Tar-zchay.

by galcoolest July 27, 2005

chitlin' chasin'

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser

Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite

I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....

by galcoolest May 13, 2005