Galcoolest's definitions

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

by galcoolest February 28, 2005

stumfrazzle

see syn. stumfrizzle
n., v., adj. relating to overexposure to stumbizzling stumbizzle

Henny be way stumfrazzled, ya hear, and jes be crashin' say Kenika.

by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite

I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....

by galcoolest May 13, 2005

dweezel

n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid

Yo Pierpont! Yeah, you, dweezel! Where 'd you cop that pod anyway?

by galcoolest July 4, 2005

phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.

Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

dundidit

adj. old news, passe, not cool.

antiq. v. finished doing something

Moesha so lame she dun git hursself a hella dundidit Ice-T disc yesserday, no foolin' bro.

by galcoolest March 9, 2005

tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

by galcoolest March 17, 2005