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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust.
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 6, 2005
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stumbling

noun.
the act of bopping haphazardly around the internet by hitting the "stumble" button on an installed "StumbleUpon.com" toolbar added to your browser--the button will take you to a random site of interest to you (based on preferences you set up before) that you are lead to "stumble upon" because others with similar interests liked it. "Stumbling" the internet is fast becoming an activity as understandable to computer regulars as what simple googling is known to be.
Yeah, ever since Roger downloaded his new SU toolbar, he's off stumbling for hours and tells all his friends googling for fun stuff can't hold a match to the great sites he finds when stumbling.
by galcoolest August 25, 2005
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bustinbrains

v. working hard at anything requiring concentration, especially something you hate or have very little knowledge about
Yeah, Terence be bustinbrains on that friggin his'try 'signment t'nite.
by galcoolest July 4, 2005
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tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.
Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.
by galcoolest March 10, 2005
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cellular faux

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
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Rose

n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)
Yeah, whattup Fergie! Give me two packsa Kool cancers and 3 roses, k bro?
by galcoolest March 10, 2005
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aircop

v. to insist on and succeed in obtaining for free something which though still inexpensive, used to be free, like tire air at the gas stations in Florida.
Tayana be kewl nows, dun aircopped a plug from sum b*tch in da chickcrapper, 'steada feedin good coin to da dam box in dere.
by Galcoolest February 28, 2005
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