Galcoolest's definitions
n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.
by galcoolest July 27, 2005
Get the Tar-zchaymug. Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
Var: n. chitlin' chaser
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
Get the chitlin' chasin'mug. adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
v. to force another to dress up nicely.
adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.
archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.
He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.
Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
Get the ironizedmug. v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
Get the tissue timemug. n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)
by galcoolest March 10, 2005
Get the Rosemug. Protecting your space by pretending to be talking on your cell phone. See also cellular faux and phonyphone.
A mom to another one: How did we survive when we were in high school and some creepy guy was on his way over while you were by your locker and couldn't run anywhere, and no one else at all was around?? The kids today are cellshielding constantly, not even conscious of it at all.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
Get the cellshieldingmug. n. insulting nickname for someone who has a goofy name or nickname. origin: Dweezel Zappa, Frank's ridiculously named kid
by galcoolest July 4, 2005
Get the dweezelmug.