Gadget King's definitions

newsiest

Morning or evening newspaper or TV channel giving you the most and updated news of the day, from all over.

Of all the newspapers locally available, THE DAILY NEWS is the newsiest paper around.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

ass grunt

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Accibented

When severe damage is caused due to a major accident.

My car was accibented when I was struck by a heavy truck.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011