Gadget King's definitions

Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)

I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

quitloser

A person that gives up on everything, even before trying or attempting to try.

Oh, I KNOW I cannot do this...it is too difficult. I am a quitloser

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

newsiest

Morning or evening newspaper or TV channel giving you the most and updated news of the day, from all over.

Of all the newspapers locally available, THE DAILY NEWS is the newsiest paper around.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

Cigabeer

Beer in which a cigarette butt had been dropped.

When I saw the beer standing there for more than an hour, I saw it had a cigarette butt in it, so I could not drink it....it was a cigabeer.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

ass grunt

A fart that does not totally leave the body, running up and down the intestines and partially releases itself

I had some gabbage last night, now i have an attack of ass grunts

by Gadget King January 19, 2011