Gadget King's definitions

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

nose nosh

The mucus some people are fond of digging out and promptly eating it, hot from the nose.

I watched the idle taxi driver enjoying a meal of nose nosh while he was waiting for a call.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

bogstopper

When constipated, there is an initial piece of turd that blocks the rest from coming out. Once out, it is easier to defecate.

Once the bogstopper was out, crapping was fun again.

by gadget king February 26, 2011

nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Gironkey

A tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )

Oh, jeez! Joby is such a gironkey...he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Cigabeer

Beer in which a cigarette butt had been dropped.

When I saw the beer standing there for more than an hour, I saw it had a cigarette butt in it, so I could not drink it....it was a cigabeer.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

newsiest

Morning or evening newspaper or TV channel giving you the most and updated news of the day, from all over.

Of all the newspapers locally available, THE DAILY NEWS is the newsiest paper around.

by Gadget King January 17, 2011