Gadget King's definitions

sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

quitloser

A person that gives up on everything, even before trying or attempting to try.

Oh, I KNOW I cannot do this...it is too difficult. I am a quitloser

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

Gadgetator

A person that buys ANY kind of gadget, even if it is not used at all, only for the sake of having it, because someone else has something similar. He then boasts extensively about it.

He is a gadgetator, because he bought a carving knife set, and he is a vegetarian.

Made from the words GADGET and AGITATOR.

by Gadget King January 15, 2011

shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011