GEOFF's definitions

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 8, 2004

grunties

to move one's bowels.

Grandma....I have to go grunties.

by geoff January 21, 2003

aiight

ok, coo, all right

aiight coo

by geoff March 10, 2003

The Boom Boom

Constant penetration (usually done with one's penis) into any opening of someone's body

Me and her did the boom boom

by Geoff February 22, 2004

what the jesus?

Like saying "What the hell?" or "What the fuck?" with softer language. Used in response to a completely random or inappropriate comment.

>It burns when I pee.
>>What the Jesus?

by geoff April 22, 2005

It Dies Today

Absolutely amazing metalcore band from Buffalo NY. Some of their songs include: Sentiments of You, Deprevity Waltz, A Threnody For Modern Romance..etc

If you like metalcore this is the band to listen too

I slam danced my fucking brains out when It Dies Today played A Threnody For Modern Romance live.

by Geoff January 13, 2005