15 definitions by GDDPHD
hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.
i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!
by GDDPHD May 13, 2016
seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.
by GDDPHD May 15, 2016
the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.
After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.
by GDDPHD May 13, 2016
by GDDPHD April 25, 2017
the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.
by GDDPHD March 8, 2017