G-Unit's definitions

Karma

A large invisible, magical and often angry, elephant.
Likes to shit on cars.
Karma is the VENGEFUL elephant, watch out of he'll shit on you.

you know the song=
"karma, karma, karma the vengeful elephant"

by G-UNIT March 13, 2005

popurt

the same thing as your wanger

Sunny K has a popurt the size of a twig.
His popurt is very microscopic.

by G-Unit May 5, 2003

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 1, 2004

roto reutter

The instigator of all that is good and evil. Can mystify you with witty rhetoric and unconrehensable "Texas slur-slang." Self claimed pimp and overall badass. Gives much respect to the Shiner and nothing and no one else. Will decimate your physical and mental make up if given the chance. Use extreme caution when approaching. But make no mistake, this Champion of chumps will go down in history and on you if the money is right. We love you.

devil oh enlightened one

by g-unit October 21, 2004

hahn

a math method of which is used in the dorkiest manner;
NOTE: The "Hahn Method" will officially cease to exist when "The Phan" sees "Hahn" on a love gameshow such as Blind Date or The 5th Wheel and creates a new "Hahn Method" for getting a woman.

Last night, I used the Hahn on my math worksheet, but the Hahn did not help me AT ALL on the "Ho Test"

by G-UNIT December 16, 2004

wanksta

Derek Danser cause he aint got no game & ima shamed!

Derek dawg ur such a Wanksta

by G-UNIT April 26, 2003

30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 4, 2003