30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 04, 2003

hahn

a math method of which is used in the dorkiest manner;
NOTE: The "Hahn Method" will officially cease to exist when "The Phan" sees "Hahn" on a love gameshow such as Blind Date or The 5th Wheel and creates a new "Hahn Method" for getting a woman.

Last night, I used the Hahn on my math worksheet, but the Hahn did not help me AT ALL on the "Ho Test"

by G-UNIT December 16, 2004

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 01, 2004

popurt

the same thing as your wanger

Sunny K has a popurt the size of a twig.
His popurt is very microscopic.

by G-Unit May 05, 2003

Karma

A large invisible, magical and often angry, elephant.
Likes to shit on cars.
Karma is the VENGEFUL elephant, watch out of he'll shit on you.

you know the song=
"karma, karma, karma the vengeful elephant"

by G-UNIT March 13, 2005

Juicer

The Crossing of one's fingers and to insert them into the female's vagina and then twist repeatedly.

Received by Marko's mom repeatedly.

by G-UNIT January 21, 2003

bratwurst

A German sausage

A derogatory term, usually with reference to the penis.

get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.

Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.

- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"

by g-unit July 02, 2003