G-Union 2's definitions

BWE

(N.) The Acronym for Best Week Ever, a Nostalgic Clip/News show that airs on VH1, Friday Nights at 11:00pm.

"Best Week Ever: Why Be Book Smart?" (wub woot.)

Before "Best Week Ever," I wouldn't have known that after women have sex with Tommy Lee, they're gigantic or that owning anything by Joss Stone means you are a Corporate Slave of VH1.

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.

Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Clusterfuck

A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)

I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.

by G-Union 2 September 13, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Rick Dees

A lame, cornball Radio DJ who hosts "Weekly Top 40", a syndicated Radio Countdown show that comes on at 12:00 on weekends right after the "Ash Ketchum and the Pokemon Bunch Top 40 Countdown."(*shudder*) He is Ryan Seacrest's Arch Nemesis and hates his rival show, "American Top 40", which he stole from Casey Kasem. I don't know him or give a damn about him or anything but I hate him! "Disco Duck" was so terrible, it even plagues OUR Generation! Imagine Howard The Duck. Now add in Disco! (*shudder again*)

John Witherspoon: "Yi Dee Dee! Rick Dee Dees! I hate Dee Dee Dees!"

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004