A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.
Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.
A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.
A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!
(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.
(N.) Krusty the Klown's favorite catchphrase to insult Asian American people.
I'll have you know I'm 1/8th Chinese (Okay, No I'm Not) and that is very insulting to me! (Okay, No It Isn't)
A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.
"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"
Internet Stories or "Fan-Created works of Fiction" that are posted all up over the internet and usually done by Hardcore Fans on TV Shows before or after they get pulled off the airwaves.
When a show gets canceled in May 2004 by an already lame network, you can bet there will be a Fan Fic of the series by September.