G-Union 2's definitions

Triple-X

1. hardcore
a) pornography
b) a symbol for straight edge culture..

2. mainstream action feature starring Vin Diesel.

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.

A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky)

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Monday

The worst, hardest-working, most intense day of the week. The second day based on the Greek Calendar and the First based on the working cshedule. Means the Day of the Moon.

Case of the monday's
HangOver Monday
Monday nights
Surviving monday
Happy monday
Blue
named skeet skeet
kill tuesday
Worst Show Ever

by G-Union 2 August 5, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -

by G-Union 2 August 9, 2004