A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.
'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´
A person, usually a male, that thinks they are tough but everyone knows they aren't. See also tough guy
Guy 1: Did you watch the game last night
Guy 2: No I was too busy banging your mom
Guy 1: Shut up Parsons