22 definitions by Futureghst-MJC
Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.
THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.
by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018
The McDonalds of the cannabis world, Sell only the best for a quality price. Menu is Mc1/8th - Mc1/4 - Mc1/2 - McFull
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).
We call one strain the McFluhry (Boston accent, to keep the lahyuhs away for using McFlurry).
by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2018
One's choice of music to be played at, during and following their own funeral, burial or cremation service.
These are the songs I've chosen as my "Groundtrack" for my funeral. #1. Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), #2. Through the never (Metallica) and #3. The Rose (Bette Midler).
by Futureghst-MJC March 28, 2014
Any man, boy, guy, dude, prick, bitch, high horse princess from Canada who thinks his/her shit doesn't stink.
I met a guy/girl from Canada who immediately began to tell me how much better it is to be Canadian.. I say no, you are a Canadouche.
by Futureghst-MJC July 18, 2012
Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...
by Futureghst-MJC March 11, 2011
The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.
by Futureghst-MJC February 14, 2012
One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
by Futureghst-MJC March 25, 2015